Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I received a letter from the doctor's office saying that I'd missed an appointment and could be dropped as a patient if I missed another. My mom scheduled the appointment for me without my knowledge, and never told me that I had one. I also can't make it to any appointments right now, because my car broke down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
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connorpwns93 0
i had to read this a couple times to try and figure out what the FML is and I still don't know
ImaginaryFoe 1
#30, the post isn't unclear. What is unclear is how this is an FML for the OP. What difference would answering the phone have made? Same outcome either way. Is OP seriously complaining because a doctor she sees once a year inconvenienced her? FHfamily'sL, not hers.
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Comments (92)
blueeyes24 0
I don't get the FML in this... I think your eyes will be fine until you find a new dr. How did this get through? It isn't even funny.
mezsed 0
i know, this is just dumb at least some fake ones are funny
GreenAlbatross 3
Did any of you people stop to consider the fact that OP posted this as an FML because he felt guilty about being a jerk? And how on earth is he a douchebag for ignoring the call when he had no reason to suspect the nature of it? Christ on a bicycle! Pull your heads out of your asses and use your brains for once.
deathsupon1 0
U deserve it. Ur the reason he died.
TapeMan_3000 0
^ this
bigpapi210 0
FAIL!
corleon198425 22
damn that sucks niggardly dick underwater
purplemnm 9
...not mean...black...
NorfolkDude 2
I'm not sure how this is an FML. I mean the fact is you couldn't have known he died. Normal expectation is that they're calling to remind you of an appointment, which isn't that far out for the following day. So I don't know why you feel down. I mean nothing you could have done, right? Unless you're close friends or something. In either case, you can go to another doctor.
mxtn 0
I hate your grammar.
iBrittanyy 17
Aww thats sad x[ You shoulda picked up the phone -.-
swimchic007 0
It says in the fml that it wasn't from the doctor, but from the secretary.