Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Um... why would he put a mop there? If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message. I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.
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Comments (77)
shroomis 0
shouldnt that be more of an f his life?
Jimmy_fml 0
well someone needs to be less violent. I can't see the need to snatch any item from a customer.
thekraken 0
Sounds more like a FML on his end. Today I was at the store and I wanted to know how much a mop cost. I took it to the cashier, and the guy went to scan it. The mop was between my legs and I got hit in the crotch. FML
PainSol 0
Freaking stupid customers. It's not that cashier's fault when stuff like that happens. It doesn't take much to make a mistake like that--think about it. If you're stupid enough to walk right up to a register with a mop between your legs, it's your fault. It takes quite an odd angle to pick up a long object over a counter... I'd like to meet the cashier who's never done that, without thinking about it. It's the same physics as putting a pencil on a desk so that one end sticks out and hitting it so it flies; it's just that, in this case, it's tilted and the customer was STUPID to stand in EXACTLY the WRONG place. I'm a cashier, by the way. Stupid customers are the bane of my existence.
miss_mojo 2
hahaha. he had it cominggg.
dareujoe 0
Nice LOL
easylazy 0
Just out of curiosity, how much DID it cost?
thathaze 0
I think that guy should have been the one writing the FML
RatIsKing 0
he deserved it
random1111 0
The mop cost more than what it was worth, if you know what I mean.