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Sophie's choice

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

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pick your dad. at least he gives a crap about you

Im in the same position, except my dads the one who smokes pot. I love him though, and he really does care for me, only difference, I dont get to pick. My mom has full custody

Refuse to go to either

mom mom mom make her give you bud for the money she takes.

hateevryone 15

i go with dad, at least he doesn't need money all the time

mom for sure...if she askes you for money tell that bitch to blaze you up! yeye

michelle895 0

what is wrong with our world ? ! gahh lee ! - id go with dad if youd like to get somewhere in life !!!!

you have to choose your dad!! at least he won't steal your money...

Its a no-brainer. Choose your dad and charge him for the babysitting.