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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Sophie's choice

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

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what did you choose

IDIOT! PICK UR MOM, HAVE FUN!

would you really want to see your mom fall apart daily or deal with a dad that doesn't trust you?

Ditch them and live on the street.

id go with ure mom :p. thats just me tho. lol

my mom doesn't smoke pot...but she's psycho, manipulative, overprotective, borrows money, and manipulative ;(

pick the mom

NagatoPain 4

ppl that voted YDI, FYL it aint her fault!

Can you move out? l