halitosis
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Compton, United States
Something awful
Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18
You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?
TaysDarkLust 11
Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?
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Comments (47)
Objectofdespair 1
Omg that sucks sorry
unknown_user5566 27
Omg like totally. -.-
TourettesGuyFTW 26
26- your sarcasm is like sooo not called forrr!
Shy_Anne 10
fuzzbuck1 4
Eww
gc327072 31
Is that all you could come up with? Refer to my picture for assistance.
mintcar 10
^ That's a little harsh.
colonolSexy 2
^ Not really.
gc327072 31
^ Quite reasonable, really
onlychildFTW 34
No. It is harsh. Not reasonable at all.
gc327072 31
You guys are taking this way too seriously. Like chiiiilllll out
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Chill out. Dickwad.
lacespace 8
Yeah seriously chill out! I don't know why everyone didn't flip out the first 5 times he used that joke. Jeez you people and your defenses against asshole remarks-the nerve.
bportt 1
29- Omg so funny
spekledworf 18
You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?
gc327072 31
Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, everyone died. The end! :D
loserboii 11
Look at it! It's ugly isn't it?! Look at it, I want all of you to look at it!
j_cat187 20
Am I ugly? *Face shatters like a clay pot*
one11oh 2
MY LEG!!
GroovyGravy 7
We're not ugly, we stink!
MeLuvBewbs 7
"Am I ugly?" "My eyes, MY EYES!!" *smashes into a building and explodes*
EvilPotato 15
"You don't understand Spongebob, I used to be one of the good looking people out there"
lovemesomeanth 2
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
TaysDarkLust 11
Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?
ohSNAPyall 27
Stop licking the subway poles?
malfanese 6
Strippers don't like it when you lick their practice poles...
Sinamoi 18
17- It's not like they can stop me.
SammyS2012 21
Rip, slip, brush, AHH! :D Remember that commercial?... No? Okay.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
37- I was just about to ask where you'd been lately, but soon realised it would be a pointless question. You were next to me all along weren't you?!
Sinamoi 18
63-Above you actually.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Oh, so it wasn't rain after all :(
wugui 1
Get a tongue scraper and clean your tongue with it. Plus brushing your teeth is the best way to get rid of bad breath.
flexerhero 1
Brushing might help?
cameronman9 2
Well **** YOUR life
unknown_user5566 27
Well, yes. I believe that's the point.
emeraldisle 30
It must've smelled pretty bad if even your friends could smell it.
Dilwann 27
Imo it's worse when you actually smell it yourself, since you'd be 'used to it'. His friends would've noticed it sooner.
SamJones52612 1
Brush your teeth maybe?
eggmarie 25
Make sure you brush your tongue when you brush your teeth. That's where most of the bacteria that causes bad breath resides.
Nbrandwine 7
Sometimes I brush the back of my tongue and I vomit in the sink.
gc327072 31
19- then that defeats the purpose of brushing in the first place.
unknown_user5566 27
The random announcements of personal hygiene information on FML never cease to amaze me.
Dimence 9
I use oraBrush to clean my tongue, and its amazing
imavelociraptor 6
I can see the minty freshness coming out of your mouth in your profile picture :)
eggmarie 25
45 - just a fact I picked up in nursing school haha.
mintcar 10
It's not the teeth OP should so much worry about, it's the tongue. The most common location for mouth related halitosis is the tongue. Tongue bacteria produces weird compounds and fatty acids that accounts for the bad breath. Also, certain foods could cause halitosis. OP, if you truly have halitosis, seek treatment. Nobody wants to be around a kid with bad breath.