halitosis
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Compton, United States
Something awful
Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18
You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?
TaysDarkLust 11
Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?
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jdmur 6
I hate when people have bad breath. Be prepared next time!
freshberries22 17
Have you considered that you might have an infection in your mouth or an impacted tooth? Either way you need to make a visit to the dentist because horrible bad breath isn't normal.
unknown_user5566 27
32- We didn't need a translation. While the comment could have been fully typed out ("come on" and "your") it was still easily understood.
_krystallynn_ 11
try this new thing called toothpaste. or a dentist. or mouthwash. or a breathmint. or gum.
rivaraven 35
Brushing, gum.. anything.. it helps. :) If you ate anything in the middle of the day, then you should chew a gum, carry a pack with you. :P
pastywhitekid 10
How do you not taste that if it stank that badly? YDI, brush your teeth.
mikepzz 27
brush your teeth bucko. floss too
marramrammar 2
FYL- trip to dentist required man. Floss daily!!
KiddNYC1O 22
What kind of night did you guys have??
roseeabayy 7
Ew haha