halitosis
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Compton, United States
Something awful
Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18
You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?
TaysDarkLust 11
Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?
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Evilpirate 10
Carry some breath strips, works like a bitch.
Major_Whupass 3
Brush. Your. *******. Teeth. No joke, if it really is that bad start using mouth wash and drinking water, mine was like that for about a year... :-)
Marrach 7
Not one, not two but the whole damn pack.
StanSmith2013 26
Get that oral hygiene sorted lol!
Kristoffer 35
I call bullshit. You can't smell your own breath.
Blahblah9921 4
wow
chevynova1743 4
what's your address bud, I'll send you a toothbrush. It takes 2 ****** minutes to brush, another 2 minutes to floss, and 1 minute for mouthwash. Get off your fat lazy ass and stop masturbating and take care of your shit you worthless P.O.S.
BrandisaurousRex 6
mouthwash!!
vettle 6
Spongebob!
BunchieRules 31
While I understood the comment, along with everyone else, I was simply emphasizing the "no text language" rule on this site. I've never understood why people choose not to spell the words correctly. Anyway, the whole "translation" bit was a joke.