halitosis
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Compton, United States
Something awful
Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18
You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?
TaysDarkLust 11
Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?
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Shiden 3
I was always told its impossible to smell your own breath. U sure it wasn't one of your friends, or someone else on subway?
Gracia14 2
Is that your breath or did you just fart? -GloZell
chuckeh_h 9
haha. nice
pie_flavor 16
Congratulations on getting the least difference between the two options all day.
ForeverJasmine 26
Floss, brush your teeth, and tongue everyday. That should help a lot.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
when brushing your teeth put some toothpaste on your tounge. Then brush over it a little and spit it out again. That might help.
tiptoppc 21
“You should see a doctor. I don’t think a healthy man can make that kind of smell” Carl Carlson