Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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Top comments
nanny1010 12
Wow! That was really immature and uncalled for! I'm sorry OP :-(
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe she's just being a bitch.....? Sorry OP :( I occasionally post political things, and if someone is rude to me or degrades my opinion, I just unfriend them. What she said to you was completely uncalled for and I hope she wasn't serious.
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Comments (42)
NorthernGrizzMN 0
Well at least it was handled in a mature manner.
perdix 31
Aren't you the little shit-stirrer? For fun, start some chat about: Pro-life vs pro-choice Mac vs PC And if you want to cause real trouble, AC (Telsa, Westinghouse) vs DC (Edison). Say what you like about the other arguments, but neither (ee) of them involved electrocuting elephants.
limitedition 25
What a psyco. Sorry OP A Dad is the guy who is there for you day after day, thru thick & thin.
gracehi 33
I LOVE engaging in political debates...with strangers. It's a little different when it's your friends and family. The last few times I got involved in a political debate on facebook, the person I was debating made a reply that was so utterly uninformed and stupid I had to just let the reply stand without a rebuttal for fear of coming off as mean. Clearly, your mom (or mom's friend, I'm not sure which one o.O) is not so considerate. Sorry, OP. :( That's a real shitty way to find that out.
gracehi 33
Oh sorry, his mom's friend. I didn't read the FML carefully enough. For some reason I thought the mom was debating the friend. My apologies, FML people.
lininnes 6
So OP's biological dad is Romney?
gracehi 33
Well now wouldn't that be something! The man won't even drink coffee!
NicoleAshley10 0
That was real childish of her to do that. Some adults these days need to think before they say things.
noisebox 1
Another reason among millions of reasons why to avoid facebook and get a real life..in my opinion...
ambear26 14
Agreed I rarely ever go on. Pointless to me and boring.
ambear26 14
No offense op (probably will get thumbed down) but if you were reluctant to do it you probably shouldn't have. Especially since its about politics you weren't confident about what you were going to write on FB so the outcome was that plus politics always strikes up a huge debate with everyone. I choose to not talk about it at all because I would have lots of enemies. It's just smarter to not bring that subject up unless you really wanna stand your guard down about it.
summer4me 25
Dang…well at least you started a very important debate :/ sorry OP :(
ratorr2 23
That's why I NEVER discuss politics. My day and my aunt tried to with me once and I told them I'm having non of that!