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Social anxiety wins again

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML

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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.

soul_aether 6

Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

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You're Mormon. An I right?

Three months is such a short time. Do attractive women really get asked out that often?

The_F3rris 11

Lmao you couldve bout anything besides coffee. Tea? A pastry? Most coffee places have more than coffee...

bpayne1983 0

Could have got something else to drink there IDIOT

amberstarr89 5

U should have done like Anastasia in "fifty shades of grey" went for coffee and had tea

well at least u know u still got it

You should have followed with but tequila I drink. However you can only take me for that if you promise a nightcap

3 months? That's nothing. Try having not one girl like you in your entire existence.

You could've suggested to get something else, like what someone said, smoothie. Or like hot chocolate or whatever you could think of.

Grab a hot chocolate , ice cream or dessert. If you ever walked into a coffee shop you'll see they have a wide variety of things!