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Social anxiety wins again

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML

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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.

soul_aether 6

Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

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3 months ain't that bad, try 3 years...

You should have said yes either way!!! What kind of person are you... And plus the amount of hot guy availability is being reduced every day :,'p

biancanick1 0

Coulda been your future husband tsk tsk shame on you

Just let that be a lesson, learn from it, and do better next time.

42- Learn from your mistake and make a better comment next time. "Get better" never helped anyone. Be more constructive by offering /how/ someone can get better.

I don't get it, he was "Attractive" you turned him down and now you're complaining? YDI

I like to call it verbal diarrhea. It happens OP, maybe next time.

Duh. You could have a smoothie or something.

mrphychrs 5

smooth... look at the bright side though, your vibrator isn't gonna care if you aren't smart enough to know when your being hit on.

Going to get coffee =/= actually drinking coffee.

Aww, OP, you really missed out! Stop the Forever Alone curse and embrace social interaction! I will pray for you...

The wonderful conjunction "but" would have really been helpful for you there.