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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Social anxiety wins again
Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML
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DarkSeekerX94446 14
Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
soul_aether 6
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p
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SnipeFatPeople 6
Smooth move
zachherbert 10
Your name and profile pic scare me...
zachherbert 10
Your name and profile picture scare me...
romesh17fml 8
Honesty is the best way to start a relationship, or in OP's case, end a not yet started one
astoryofroses 9
"I don't drink coffee, but I'd love to go with you anyway" ;)
kirbeaar 19
How can you complain when you're the one who turned him down?
SnipeFatPeople 6
^ I don't think your picture helps OP in anyway
brackaman 18
I don't think she did the hot coffee mod properly...
tjv3 10
That's great OP. maybe deep down you really don't want to go out on dates ?
iwantagoat579 7
...But some tea would be nice?
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
A100893 30
Or at least find another drink so you can get you some.
HouseElf 13
Have some butterbeer instead....bitches love that shit.
HouseElf 13
*witches 0.o
22cute 17
Drink a glass of water! What you do & don't drink is beside the point. When someone invites you for a drink answer the invitation don't talk about your likes and dislikes.
EvilDave 13
What are you, 12?
tothenifty 1
lol
MDTeddy 13
Get used to the fact that there are a bunch of people who do not drink coffee. I don't like coffee either.
rayrayray23 1
Derpity Derp Derp
thejewishfuhrer 17
No.
rayrayray23 1
sar·casm/?sär?kaz?m/ Noun: The use to mock or convey contempt.
zachherbert 10
No.
fylx100 19
No.
fuzz97 23
It's pretty obvious that you're clueless as to how sarcasm is actually used. Here, let me help: if I were to say "Oh wow, what an intelligent and thought-provoking comment you left there!" then THAT would be sarcasm.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Yes.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Maybe.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Seriously considering.
TriflingAllDay 6
Seriously your both queer.
EvilLittleGirl 24
possibly
soul_aether 6
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p
Forlorn420 9
I know right? Simple matter to say, "but I do drink tea"
MagicGiraffe 12
Hot cocoa date? :D
omgcookeys 15
23, or they could say, "I do eat lunch though!" BAM instant upgrade.
flockz 20
or "i'm good on my knees". i think that would work pretty well.
onlychildFTW 34
Best way for a girl to respond. Haha.
laden_swallow09 35
…or may backfire to imply religious tendencies. Read: on knees in prayer.
Meettitan 14
64- Can you be good at praying, by that logic? I think we all know what being GOOD on her knees is about :D
Forlorn420 9
I like your idea 48 cause then OP gets free lunch instead of free coffee/tea/drink of some sort
zandalee 20
Next time you see him (if you do again) ask him out to lunch.
Calyx_fml 22
OP doesn't eat either.
brackaman 18
Honestly, I think all of us at done point have talked ourselves out of golden opportunities. This beautiful girl with a great personality asked me to a concert with her and I said no I don't like the band. Been regretting it 8 years and running..
TriflingAllDay 6
8 years and running, huh.. Is this how often you get a chance with a lady.
samreimer 7
Stop bean stupid.
therealslim 15
A good effort
samreimer 7
Glad you thought so. It means the world to me.
zachherbert 10
Cool story, brew.
samreimer 7
33 - puns about coffee? Looks like we've found common grounds.
pokefan813 16
Don't cause a latte problems with these puns.
seabear199 0
Guys really? Coffee puns? I can't stand you losers that have bean sitting around brewing up bad jokes to post on FML's
flockz 20
your lack of humor just grinds my gears.
hecallsmedarlin 7
espresso yourself.
brackaman 18
If you guys don't stop I'll call out Al Cappuccino on you.
2oc 5
80- this isn't a roast, this is a place for comical coffee puns.
mpsteve137 15
Why not just say how about we make it a movie date? And people of FML, what does OP stand for?
peter27 0
It means Original Poster, the person who made the FML. Btw, first comment ever for me :D
SnipeFatPeople 6
OP is the person who wrote the FML
samreimer 7
Orion's penis.
mpsteve137 15
Ah of course. Thank you. Congrats on your first comment! It was very helpful
manikkab0o 7
original poster
therealslim 15
Hey! It's mpsteve! Does anyone remember that, mpsteve instead of mp3..? No?
stej1985 3
#7 open=original poster... ...or original prankster if you're with the offspring.. lol
Yourheadache 19
octopus pennis....
perdix 31
The OP stands for a radical anti-caffeine agenda. It's an unholy alliance of Mormons and the corporate lackeys for Big Cocoa.
ReddRoses 0
Nice
vikhelios 6
It was probably a good time to start.
sillysh 0
Happens To me all the time. I hate being awkward>.>
brackaman 18
You should probably stop doing that then. It seems to be counterproductive to you.
babe7260 30
Going for coffee, usually doesn't " really mean " going for coffee!!! Guess you'll be prepared next time!!! :)
sirpantselot 22
There's a great scene from Seinfeld about that.