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sierra This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Social anxiety wins again

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML

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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.

soul_aether 6

Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

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Sometimes you have to stand up for your principles! Well done! :)

alphawolf12397 2

What is this "asking out" ritual you speak of? Don't all humans asexually reproduce?

maybe get tea instead? just a thought

he just stopped after that? didn't go "how abiut lunch/dinner then?"

Even if u don't drink coffee they have other drinks there u still should have gone

Time to ask him out and say you were very tired.