sierra
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Social anxiety wins again
Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML
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DarkSeekerX94446 14
Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
soul_aether 6
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p
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Comments (86)
Cowgirl9999 8
You Didnt have to drink coffee
StrangeDuckling 9
3 Months? Try 5 YEARS!! Lol... Forever Alone...
ricardo12458 7
Damn.....you beat me to it.
brackaman 18
Who were you two dating at ages 10 &11?
downtime 13
Each other.
Unit932 3
...If I were a lawyer I would "I'd give you the right to kiss me passionately".
aztecwarrior1983 1
I'm a sexist ****
xmaximusx 12
Oh well stop off for some batteries at walmart al is well haha
Hiphuray4peas 27
Next time suggest another activity instead!
martin_martian7 11
Fail
peniiis 8
You could have just accepted and drank something else. Ydi for not thinking.
hobojo69 23
Ugh, gurl.... Force yourself to drink the shit, or order something else!
Calyx_fml 22
I once told a sexy woman who asked me to dance that I don't like dancing. It was the truth but stupid. She was one of the two women in my 44 years to ask me to dance. The second time I said yes and ended up naked with the woman in the back seat of my car later that night.