Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML
Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
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Jimboom 12
Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your ****. Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".
DirtyDiana_fml 0
that sucks privacy is important she should know that.
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cani_fml 0
Here's an idea. write a diary entry about what an invasion of privacy that was & what the hell was your mom thinking!!??
muffinsareyummy 1
that sucks. i have a nosey mother too. fyl.
isamariscool 0
someone already posted this.
wowthissucks321 0
Wow, I've heard how moms always get into other people's businesses. But this is one of the worst, I gotta admit. Don't they know the definition of PRIVACY?! FYL indeed.
beritis 0
At least your moma had a good read. keeping diary so mom can find it - plain stupid.
halolord01 2
I read this before a few months ago.
worldsanchor 5
Sorry to say but YDI for keeping a diary. I kept a journal way back when but never put anything important in it. In fact my mom said years later it was the most boring thing she had ever read. I knew she would find and read it eventually *lol*. I suggest keeping an electronic diary with high strength encryption and a decryption key made of a mix of letters and numbers. Oh, also burn the diary in a pot in the kitchen to show your disapproval, it worked for my friends sister.
XDNLxtlz99 0
Similar thing on That's 70's show...
moonsolomon 0
I keep a journal, but I don't think anyone in my family actually knows about it.
xHaniffax 0
REPEAT