Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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Brightside86 31
Is trying to tattle on each other, for having sex, really the relationship you want with your sister?
Sagar Nair 12
Seriously? Snitching on your sister?
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Comments (19)
Snailfarts 27
why would you tattle? unless your sister is like 12
spinspinsugar 12
snitches get stitches
Magoozala 17
For clarification, did you walk in on your sister and your sister's boyfriend having sex or your sister and your mother's boyfriend having sex? The text could go either way. Also, how old are the parties?
Talented73 54
Serves you right. Next time, mind your own business.
red6joker 8
most of these comments are shit. but anyways, you found out your not the favorite child.
millsjoshua949 12
That's why you shouldn't rat someone out. ydi
AmbrosiaFan 19
Its none of your business... YDI
AmbrosiaFan 19
You deserve being yelled at for snitching on your sister. You DO NOT deserve the physical assault from your mother.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Your moms abusive and your sisters manipulative. Gtfo soon as possible.
tounces7 28
Lemme guess, your mom is extremely religious.