Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
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Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
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iheart655 0
youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[
RustyGuns 0
I spose you went straight to the fridge?
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sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha, australia? Not a big surprise... You should lose some weight though. And i heard Australia has the most number of fatasses in the world, don't be one of them!
Twinklestar 0
Guessing you haven't been to Australia... They probably have the biggest number of people with amazing bodies.
firecopy 6
correction, the us has the most fat people. the uk has the most fatasses.
olisykes_ 0
LOL America? I don't think so! when I went to NYC last year my self esteem jumped a few hundred points!! fatties!
xxXChiiXxx 2
Aren't YOU original? RME.
iheart655 0
youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[
DeepSouthEmo 0
teh mouse likez teh cheez (^..^) teh owl likez teh mouse (^oo^) (^..^)<{OMG)
DeepSouthEmoKid 0
i agree with my first account mouses ftw
yourlifesfucked 0
so what if ur a fatass! ur sis is a dumbass who conjugates verbs unnecessarily! ( being saying)
thighsofglory 0
No, that's awesome. Think of all the money you'll save after you drop all of them like a hot rock. No more presents to buy, no more travel to family gatherings. And they can talk shit about you as much as they like. Everybody wins.
ohgosh_noooo 0
your sister is a bitch..
evan28 0
fat ass
gazelle_fml 0
it's not hard to loose weight. get into a gym or yoga classses jog around block a few times.if it suck enuf that they talk shit about u then confront them then provevu can change.
WhatDidYouSay0 0
is your sister retarded?
alya_fml 0
if you have an issue about your weight, then they should have talked with you about it, because its sth about your health.why don't they take you to a dietician instead of talking behind your back? your parents are all grown up, that's for sure.