Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
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Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
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Top comments
iheart655 0
youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[
RustyGuns 0
I spose you went straight to the fridge?
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Comments (42)
FMLmuchly 0
rofl at #21 however I've already seen this post before YDI for copying
olisykes_ 0
writing an fml isn't going to make you thinner. go out and exercise, fatass.
buggybeauty 0
what a bitch! fyl!
hassenpfeffermmm 0
They probably did talk behind your back or will at some point. Especially when your sister brings up.
joshhhh14 4
YDI for being fat
lolkaela 6
that's gotta hurt.
ph8eyerucker 3
Lose weight then, fat dumb bitch!!!
californianking1 8
Aren't your family members, hers as well! Or does she mean your inlaws?
Federgirl 19
Ohh sisterly love!
scottishoatmeal 22
What a bloody shame . Don't listen to those bitches