Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
You didn't stand up for yourself? I'm not saying he has to like you back, but shit... he could at least be respectful.
wrinklytesticle 7
You should have left /:
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Comments (47)
Chris_Hansen_DMC 2
Kill her
williamcarter93 13
I want to know how it is you love him. How can you love someone you've never been with
samsaf1989 5
42- I completely agree with you, I've never understood this whole concept of loving someone you barely even know. I've come across many girls in my life, who claim that they're madly in love with a guy that they've barely even spoken to or spent time with in their entire existence, the most they've ever done is lustfully stare at the guy from a distance yet they claim they love him..? To me "personally" (before people start to bite my head off) I don't think you can class that as love but merely lust and attraction which IF given the chance MAY or MAY NOT lead to real love .
untamable_mare 4
It is a coffee date. Doesn't mean she has never been around him or only admired from afar. I do coffee dates with my friends and my boyfriend. It's just a label.
kinz223 5
Maybe you are really not putting yourself out there and getting any attention at all.
juliaO_fml 4
Karma is a beautiful bitch :) hopefully the girl does the same thing.
athlete1990 4
What a boss. YDI.
spottyblanket 8
I would have poured coffee on him
talkingtwaddle 1
Bullet dodged there.
NICEANDCOOL 1
just act like u guys r just friends only
untamable_mare 4
Seeing how coffee is expensive, I definitely am glad to see that you didn't make him wear it, however, I would have left and probably keyed his car. But, that's just me. haha
Old_Iron_Sides 6
There are so many of these "I've been in love with this person forever" FMLs they should have their own category...