Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
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swaneh 0
I love how the idiots on here look for just about any reason to say YDI. ;)
Nic_hole 0
awee you didn't deserve that!!
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Comments (44)
Fop 6
This is presented in so horribad English I could hardly understand what the OP meant. "I saw my neighbors being blow away" it sounds like you're in a freaking storm or something. Learn to use apostrophes, idiot. It also sounds like you consider your neighbours "it."
Kukua 5
"in so horribad English" Oh, the irony.
celestialkidd 0
lol he can't even read properly it's obvious everythings fine... douchebag xD
evilkid42 0
ouch too nice
xiFlyx 0
FAiL xD how far did yu slide ?? xP
meejee23 0
hey fop, you're a ******* retard. I'm an English major and there is nothing grammatically incorrect about the fml. go suck a dick.
Freeze_fml 17
The FML says the OP was watching something be "blow" away instead of "blown" away.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Jesus, what's with the grammar Nazis? They're just a few typos, not the end of the world.
Freeze_fml 17
No one is being a Nazi. He claimed nothing was wrong and that he's an English major so I presented an error. The FML staff edited and corrected it since that post, anyway.
lolpipop 0
ouch! lol
psyco5000 0
that's what u get for being nice.
EveryDayJackAss 0
got owned by bad karma, how hilarious
celestialkidd 0
it's not even that serious to say Fyl... kinda dumb actually
BroadwayBound 0
lol sucks for you
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
DUDE!!! ITS APRIL!!!!! THERE AINT NO SNOW AND ICE IN APRIL!!! TOTALLY FAKE!!!!
ilovemyflaws 0
NEWS FLASH! Op lives in New York. It snows in April in New York. DUH
Cathrin 26
Also, it says the FML was posted in January. IDK where you got April from.