Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML
Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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aries_fellintona 2
honestly...its two birds that didn't know each other, and you put them in a cage together? You didn't know if they would fight, love each other, etc. and your locking them in a cage together while you are at work for hours and hours.. They most likely fought to figure out who the "big dog" is, and it was a fight to the death...i am sorry your bird died but really, common since says dont do something like that til they aer accustomed to each other.
hghiPigh 0
blue parakeets are evil. mine clawed my green parakeet to death, then perched on its perch with a smug look in its eyes.
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Comments (212)
tans_fml 0
lets hope whatever the parrot died of is not contagious seeing as the other bird ate him... sorry for your loss
perdix 31
That parrot's not dead. 'E's just resting. He pining for the fjords.
DaveOnDope 4
The classics never stop being funny!
Queen_of_Night 20
The Norwegian Blue enjoys kipping on it's back.
OldstrInMich 7
pushing up daiseys
Jose124 0
Dude dat ducks
OhShuttup 0
dat ducks? there not ducks.
Floh_fml 0
They're not ducks, they're a parakeet & a parrot !
roguelindentree 6
Alliteration fail.
soozjw 2
Did you ever see that episode of South Park with the evil goldfish.....
Hockeyboy4280 18
He's not dead, he's just tuckered out from the fight...
Hockeyboy4280 18
He's not dead, he's just tuckered out from the fight...
moi101 0
O MY GEEZUS
cowboyy_fml 0
stop just stop..
moi101 0
O MY GEEZUS
moi101 0
O MY GEEZUS
chippa 24
This parrot is dead! It is an EX-PARROT!