Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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Shadow_vamp_503 2
I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.
GJMO 0
maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa
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Comments (104)
FlakX 0
Pics or it didn't happen
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I second this.
Joeboy777 0
and why did you bring ur computer to church?
plutosaplanet 0
he was DJing...pay attention
save_me_08 0
At least your girlfriend isn't like...the priest's daughter
tko 0
...or is she?? XD lol THAT would be hilarious
Grangoire 0
YDI Besides, screensavers are pointless nowadays with CRTs being exceedingly rare & LCDs not being susceptible to burn-in.
Lisa89 3
Yeh it's kind of a YDI. you shouldn't have them as your screensvaer anyway.
allie2590 31
Hahahaha perfect thing to happen at a church event.
Major_General 10
You didn't do too well in school did you. Of course, Sense, Common, 101 isn't a class is it.
Kelishas 9
YDI. Not really professional to have those photos somewhere they'll pop up in front of people you're working for..
lokik21 0
YDI for not using CD's or an iPod I work as a DJ's assistant and I know people find DJ's unprofessional if they use a computer CD's are preferred but iPods are fine too YDI 100%
esushi 0
Um, computers are infinitely more professional than an iPod. If they wanted someone to work an iPod, they would have gotten some 12-year-old to do it.
lokik21 0
Please try and learn to read CDs are preferred and much more professional set up as I said and iPods really are not well looked upon either
SmilesAlotXD 0
nice