Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
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Shadow_vamp_503 2
I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.
GJMO 0
maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa
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Comments (104)
WonderBlunder 0
I don't know people still uses screensavers..
mekeskidi_fml 0
I don't know why either because LCD screens can't be burned-in hence no need for screensaver.
IamSpartacus 0
I use mine as a 15-minute timer to log me off my computer (in case I forget to manually log off). So there.
dmmcintyre3 8
Turn off the screen, don't use a screensaver.
callargh 0
YDI, as big of a YDI as possible. Screensavers tend to get seen. A lot. YDI.
RPGod 0
Epic YDI. You shouldn't have a screensaver like that at all. Then, if you knew that you were going to a CHURCH event of all things, you definitely should have turned it off. YDI in the fullest.
Cupffin 0
She was probably ugly, that's why they were glaring at him.
sneakyice 0
No sympathy. YDI. Learn to DJ old school with actual vinyl and turntables so next time your girl's naked ass isn't shown all over while you take a break.
valekseye 0
vinyl and turntables... at a church?! Okay...
Paneity 0
**** your girlfriends life, tbh.
FromCFL 0
At least they weren't pics of your naked boyfriend....
cupcake10101 0
lmfao xD
PhillyFox 0
YDI. Do you usually have that kind of screensaver at the events you go to? Because not everyone wants to see that.
Luv_my_life 0
You should've kept the pics in a safe folder with a password, respecting your girlfriend's privacy. YDI
DaBean 0
Geez, whenever I do public stuff involving the use of a PC, whatever it be, I change the background, screensaver, even desktop icons in some cases, So I don't get any unwanted content on my screen. Then again, I do similar stuff professionally, so it's a bit of a habit. YDI, be more careful.