Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a "damn fine ass." I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
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Blanche_fml 0
more of an fhl your brother just said his sign language teacher had a nice ass.
mdmd136 0
AWKWARD
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Comments (64)
theoldGP 0
more like FHL. #26 -- can you be any more of a retard? he's DEAF. and obviously not oral. he has to use sign language. ahhh idiots like you make me laugh more than this story =]
PKYAZ 0
that's such a funny councidence and hey rick she likes u talking about her ass
Vehicle 1
THAT'S FUNNY. But it's not a FML. It's a FHL. :] Oh damn oh well. !
IMz0r 0
#46, that's beyond disturbing!
The_Suit_Guy 0
Not much of a FML, but seriously funny
rhianna060 8
My sister is deaf, and once in a restaurant she signed " I bet that guy has a huge penis" He signed back " Yes I do". I think sometimes our deaf siblings forget that they aren't the only ones who know sign lang lol.
Amanyyyyyy 29
Ohhhh shit xD
elowyn4life 0
oh snap, hilarious
Miss_gord 0
bhahahahah fail
haleymay177 0
I'm blonde so I don't find this funny.. (: haha sorry op?
ArielTheMermaid 17
umm so what's your problem? this has nothing to do w/ you