Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML
Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
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Top comments
autumnshivaree 0
:-) That's basically what my family did to my brother, only we used a model BMW. You kind of deserve that - car's aren't toys and they are expensive to buy and worse to insure. Get a job and pay for it yourself. Best of luck!
tsezu 0
I wouldn't mind getting Hot Wheels cars...
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Comments (168)
m0nicam0nster 0
hahahahaha thats sooo funny thats gonna be me as a parent
Kellayy 0
you should so take that through the drive thru at a fast food place and if they tell you you need a car just hold up the hot wheels :D)
onluckiest 0
genius.
Death_Dread 0
This is FML-worthy? It's a practical joke - and even a harmless, humorous, tasteful practical joke. I have to agree with #8.
kellster 2
73: have you heard of public transit? There are these magical things called buses which lots and lots of people use. Secondly, 16 years olds do not NEED cars. They WANT cars. Big difference!! Most people have to buy their own vehicles. There's no universal law that says that when you turn 16, someone is required to gift you with a car of your very own. I don't get the entitlement complexes going around these days!
Dutchie2010 0
Haha that's awful!
Bleep_fml 0
If you can't buy a car yourself, how would you supply it with gas and pay the car taxes and such? You weren't going to let your parents pay everything, were you?
opheliaa 0
your parents are geniuses.
bitchplease69_fml 0
Oh shit.
hugh_jepenis 0
lol I might do that to my kids if I have any when I grow up :D