Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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mohit88 0
So u think u can dance?...in the shower
Aska_fml 0
I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P
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Comments (48)
cd_130 0
Lmfao too funny !!!!
heroeslover13 0
trying to impress you with dance moves?if you're showering together for the first time, wouldn't everything be a bit more sensual?
greendaygirl999 5
I doubt he thought it was a dance move...
Rajdeep0_o 0
wow, ouch this would suck hella. is ur face okay though??
moonlit_manga 0
lol it the thought (in this case the action) that counts. funny buy owch though....is you alright?? (intended stupid spelling) :0
Incendia 0
Ouch!
Crncj 0
Ikr this is like the most painful FML or heard
truth34bos 0
Is He OK?
ohFawkYou 0
he's a keeper :)
BxDaddy555 0
OK, hope your ok, cause that had to hurt like hell. Tell him to stop trying to impress, after all you were both naked taking a shower, so he's already in as far as your concerned, so enjoy be safe and have fun!!! Take are of you face and buy a shower mat so that he doesn't fall again!!
jcrazy123 0
YDI why don't you have bath mat always better to be safe
Rijii 0
Why the hell would he try to "pull a dance move" in a shower? It's really not that complicated - you hop in the shower, you bend over, he puts it in, finish up, scrub each other down, and DONE. Do more complicated tricks later once you have more shower-sex experience. I don't blame you for this, I blame your boyfriend. FYL.
kitterkateee 0
ha, I agree.