Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
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BizzaroG 0
Use him as an alarm clock ;)
kazumaslayer666 3
Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.
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Comments (133)
CallMeHush 1
Get some bagpipes and a van, start a band.
angrynegro7 16
Dammit, man! I was just going to make a similar suggestion, CMH! LOL!
CallMeHush 1
Great Minds....
olw25 0
ear plugs!
PsychoMerk 0
haha xD I had to read it a couple times to see the problem :p I thought you were just jealous of him x)
KurouTenshi 0
it could be worse. he couldve called to tell you he got the new Miley Cyrus CD, and a new epic stereo with Dolby digital surround sound.
jayjaysmokerson 0
much much worse
katmandont 0
Bwha ha ha ha
Taipan_fml 0
Haaa
RileyL29 0
This just made my day. But fyl.
viisiionsz 0
F1RST
Bizzatch 0
ameona you and I should get together
sugarlumps182 0
that would only be a big deal at all If u were doing sonething important
djavalanche 0
wtf is a flatmate?
aeliz 0
A roommate basically. Apartments are called flats in the UK.
perdix 31
Take up Tuvan Throat Singing and buy an espresso machine. Bring over a didgeridoo player for late night jam sessions and you will totally pwn your flatmate!