Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
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BizzaroG 0
Use him as an alarm clock ;)
kazumaslayer666 3
Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.
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Comments (133)
lky830 0
buy some bagpipes and start a folk band
jewel87 2
sounds like steve urkel is your roomate haha
repyourcliche 0
oh **** yes, always remember to capitalise your full stops! also that was a joke? hahahaha, the fact you consider THAT to be a joke is funnier than the actual "joke" itself. /bitchiness
Ajjas013 6
You didn't capitalize God :)
iSitt 0
I'd give you ten votes if I could. fyl
sabatical 0
I want one!
omgrenee 0
hahah nicee
movies12 0
How is this a bad FML? It's his roomate... he's stuck listening to that bullshit ALL THE TIME!!! I would go insane!
tamz412 0
lol I read flatmate as flatulence. woops
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Sheesh. Alice in Wonderland fandom has reached the UK. *plays accordion* "A very merry unbirthday to you." [Please note: My reference is to the Disney cartoon, which I'm sure lots of people have re-watched because of the live action movie.]
MermaidSongXOXO 6
And I fail. Teapots were used for the song in the cartoon. My bad.