Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
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Top comments
Vitani_Verci 24
Accidents happen. Also it's just human anatomy. I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.
Tripartita 45
The only way to restore universal balance is to photoshop a bunch of piercings onto YOUR junk and show them the picture.
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Comments (30)
EvilLittleMan 23
You didnt stop, exchange small town pleasantries and ask what's been swinging?
mattyiscool123 26
Accidentally?
conman317 14
This isn't so much a FYL or a YDI. It's really a **** Their Life. They are probably incredibly embarrassed already, ostracizing them won't make it any easier. Accidents happen, help them laugh it off!!
interesting33 37
Exactly, just try and forget about it - and if you can't, then try and act normal. They won't be able to tell. Make an effort to talk to them, say hi. I can't believe your community has been avoiding them for a whole month! That is disgusting.
josephbates 8
You should shame everyone else for avoiding them... It was an accident... They are old... Tell em to get over it cuz they didn't even have to see the picture... You DID
HallahBackGirl 12
That's one hardcore couple...
fhksuaifk 16
**** your life? **** their lives
Colon_Man 17
Fook Mi? Fook Yu!
YFOS_fml 17
oh grow up
RebeccaMcQu 6
Listen to your doctor..
MrsHoffman 11
It's just a pierced penis and ******, get over it!! Grow the **** up!
Tektite 14
I hate how everyone has to make things awkward. It could have been worse!