Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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allyperls89 0
Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?
_rhett 0
maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?
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lolololcheese 0
but usually in school they don't let people wear bikinis?
43trauts 14
In my schpol, boys and girls swam separately.
SpencerLind 0
d00d props, I can't get a boner under water that easily and d00d what do it when your in the water if your in shortd (not a speeedo) you tuck in behind your leg :P but in a speedo yur penis would be right under your ass :P look gay
z620 0
WTF? tuck it behind ur leg?
sk8terdude 0
then wat happened?
Jaywin 3
Yeah I almost had a similar thing happen to me too. I swam around for a bit kicking around and exercising to get my boner to go down before I got out.
sk8terdude 0
then wat happened?
sforward09 0
hahahah and #8 your kinda a creep
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
#9 thats retarded, i'm sorry. He is most likely in High School. Also he wasn't necessarily "thinking about tapping her" but if that was me and i got to see hot chicks in my class in bikinis i would get a boner too most likely. Oh and who thinks about their grade for gym? lmao GYM CLASS IS SRSZ BIZNIZ.
greatnt249 0
#9, I'm sorry you live the sheltered life you do where you feel that any non-academic thought doesn't deserve to be in school. That being said, OP, you're a little too quick to excite if you get a boner just seeing girls in bikinis.
meddude 0
#1/#9 is probably one of those girls that's never ever been liked by any guy or anything, and thinks she's too good for anyone but herself. hate to say it, but c'mon people, you were all thinking it.
SW11 0
really? thats hilarious. you get an easy boner though. kinda weird. #10: feel for yah. i bet your roomate was creeped out.