Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
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clockworkrainbow 3
Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.
Trippyfalla 0
haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)
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TheLetterZero 7
Well, at least it's better than wearing your birthday suit.
Starchild21 3
Add you? ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
littlegolferboy 4
Sorry, this isn't like Facebook or Myspace where you collect friends like Pokemon. You'll have to manually send messages to people if you want any kind of interaction. :)
supercu96 0
plexibo i could always count on you to make a fml interesting xD
shaniqualee 2
Today, I decided to have an abortion. As I was going in to make the first poke with the coat hanger, my 12-year old son turned around, looked at me, looked at the coathanger and said "What the **** are you doing?" FML.
hmmRawrr123 0
you dont put it on till you have him chained to your bed :)
Starchild21 3
Now I'm scared to look at the hangers in my closet thanks a ******* lot. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
supercu96 0
is that a joke or are you just fucken stupid?
plexico 4
Sorry you had to give 40 enemas and sponge baths. What a lousy birthday! Good thing you didn't choose your sexy French maid outfit. Otherwise, you would have spent the whole night polishing everyone's knobs.
nerdking21 10
Nice... That would have been priceless. Sexy nurse outfit: 50$ Wearing it to your birthday party: Priceless
Starchild21 3
Well we appreciate you checking up on the FML and replying to it, also telling us what happened next. Usually these FMLs are old, and rarely does an OP reply, and if they do it might be a fake trying to take credit. But kudos on that, and FYL for being bored on a Saturday night lol, go do something fun! ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
medli96 0
Ouch. That's quite Embarrassing...
prospekt1 0
thats wat u get for being a ****