Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
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Top comments
Vegeto30294 19
Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.
WeAreAHurricane 14
Who said dreams didn't come true?
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Comments (144)
borkchop1992 15
Ahh the irony it burns
DocBastard 40
Holy ****, that's some power you have with your dreams! But you must only use your powers for good. Next you need to dream about winning the lottery and marrying Mila Kunis!
chisty87 16
Doc not a bad suggestion I'd marry Mila Kunis in a heart beat
windfuelsfire 10
I don't know, she's so small she look easily breakable :S
Stormdriven37 6
He can't marry her though. She's mine. In MY dreams at least.
KiddNYC1O 22
89- She's thickened up.
ItTookALongTime 0
89- she's still sexy as hell tho!
A100893 30
I get the feeling that your dream helped. If she acts like this now, it would've only gotten worse.
anythingmustbe 18
Next Professor X right over here
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Therapy is needed.
emeraldisle 30
Damn! If she overreacts that much you're much better off.
PYLrulz 17
Female logic... One of the most illogical things on this planet.
unknown_user5566 27
... says the illogical male.
PYLrulz 17
Considering how some female logic goes... I won't mind getting thumbed down, go right ahead
JBChristian 47
.......Says the illogical female (#28), it's only logical that both males and females are logical, it's only sexism to believe that one sex has more logic than the other.
LaughinStock 16
...Says the illogical logical logical (#40) it's safe to say that cats and dogs don't get along. Logical illogical female (#28) was pointing that out, logic!!
cmtxbe 6
You probably made her think you're a clinging, paranoid sucker didn't ya.
unknown_user5566 27
Or, you know, a dude who isn't afraid to show his emotions.
Taymah49 7
She's the inconsiderate one
Metallica36176 16
Once again, she's looking for a reason. Either that or she was thinking about breaking up with you and when you asked about it, it sped things up and gave her a reason...