Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lessthananna 0
she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.
ADub55 0
awkward...
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Kolle 0
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ChaosEngine 5
Believe it or not, you don't deserve it for having the pokemon theme as your ringtone. You deserve it because you followed along with her rather than standing up for yourself (And what you obviously enjoy). I grew out of Pokemon many, many years ago, but I don't care if it's fuzzy monsters, fast cars, hockey, whatever; if you like something, don't make fun of it just to impress a girl.
Epic_Times 10
lmao karma
chubby_choco 17
):< You deserve it for turning your back on part of what makes you unique just to keep a date going. What, you think she never would have found out you liked Pokemon too? Don't be ashamed of your fandoms, no matter what they are. If someone dislikes your fandom enough to leave you for it, they're obviously not good for you anyway.
InsanishDanish 10
Pokemon is awesome. <3 Why hide it?
FMLCat2001 4
xD Pokemon rocks. :| that girl needs to think again. X3
Hommyj6 1
And how old are u?
FMLxAllxThexTime 7
Hahaha XD
KaileyCupcake 0
LOLOL!! It was fail...but a great epic one and i respect dat -^-^- *high-5*
cgd825 11
ha! that's what you get for being fake. I would have left her there! she's immature fro making fun of him.