Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML
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ohjoy15 33
ASSERT YOURSELF. If you sit there and take it, it only makes it okay for this kid to do it to other people.
dingleberrysteve 6
id reevaluate my life choices
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Comments (81)
blinked_281 29
man up dude. don't take that from a 10 year old kid.
BobbieH 19
What is wrong with you? You're an adult, by age anyway. How can you let a 10 year old child control and bully you? You deserve every bit of this. You need to act like an adult, put the child in their place and tell your girlfriend that you won't be putting up with this behavior any longer. You should be crying every day if you let a child bully you. How can you even call the child a bully? You are a sad example of an adult.
rt156 16
When i started reading it thought it was a kid being bullied by a giant guy,lol.talk to your girlfriend,she will hopefully set him straight.
Croquis_fml 14
I find it amusing that this apparent devil-child's name is Damien. Now, man the hell up and take your shit back. What could he do to you, OP?
MymB612 14
HIS NAME IS DAMIEN!!! Make sure you check for any birthmarks he might have...
pbull 5
Stop being such a pussy show him who's boss he is 10
frod916 2
In my day we got ass-whoopins. Just sayin lol
menoseloso 13
You get no sympathy for being punked repeatedly by a TEN year old.
perdix 31
If you can't talk to your girlfriend about it, you need to leave with your tail between your legs. Let the little punk know that the minute you become the stepdad, the beatings will commence.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I don't understand maybe some one can help me understand why would you get into trouble? Unless you're to young to date? and why don't you just tell your girlfriend that he stole your Nintendo 3ds?
ClashParody 21
OP is saying that he's afraid the ten year old would discover OP told on him and bully OP even harsher. Regardless, OP needs some serious manliness counseling.