Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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jSOPURE 3
You can easily prove your innocence. Now if you tried that and still got fired, then it's a FYL.
ummmyeahhh 0
file a complaint. prove that you weren't on the schedule for that day. then report your coworkers.
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Comments (81)
lollipopz8988 0
Wouldn't your manager know that you weren't working over the weekend? Seems like you could easily get your job back.
JCM_fml 0
yeah it does seem kinda fake, but none of us were there so oh well.
Tucatz 0
If your co-workers would do something that crap, and your boss is dumb enough to swallow that, you needed to be out of there anyway. Sounds like you worked with a bunch of choads.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL I love how everyone's giving constructive advice on how to solve this, and then #9 jumps in and says to pour acid on their faces. Classic
myphy 0
Today, I read this FML and comment #9 made me piss my pants.
kandy_fml 0
I dunno that I believe this one. Like others have said, it's not hard to prove what days you were working.
rosellie 0
don't you have a sign in sheet or something similar to that?
_comic_ 0
fake...? Yep, fake.
xqme 0
def. not plausible unless everyone hated you secretly and was looking for a reason to fire you.
iluvmycatz 0
this could be against the law...