Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
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gamermonster 34
People who break up over text are not the people you deserve OP. The best of luck
PurpleKicks 22
That's flat out, ****** up! I'm sorry to hear this OP. The guy sounds like an ass hat, your a lot better off with out him.
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Comments (58)
JayRod17 12
He does sound like an ass but at least he didn't want you driving 40 miles in bad weather and upset, that's bad driving conditions
punsarefun 8
Maybe he broke with her after she got home safe so she won't be upset and have a bad accident with the bad weather?
ezrajab 22
Wow your better off without that douchefuck. Sorry op best of luck finding someone!
fryebaby623 14
even though he is an ass for what he did to you, at least he asked you to text when you got home.
Repethetic 25
he may have just wanted to make sure you were safely home.
RobertJR 9
Anyone ever think that he wanted to tell her AFTER she got home so she wouldn't do anything stupid or get in an accident while driving in the bad weather? Still shitty but think about it
jvanevery 19
maybe he didn't want you upset angry and crying and driving 40 miles in terrible weather or he could just be a chickenshit
awildwhisper 30
People are also missing the fact that she just drove 40 miles to his house, hung out, had to drive back 40 miles, and then got dumped by the guy
slowlearner 14
He is human but he's more like ass-human...you are better off without him.
AScooterman 12
It's hard to believe that somebody could have less balls, good you're rid of a guy that hasn't had his sack drop yet.