Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
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Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, after I'd told everyone I would finally be starting meal prepping to save money, on the very first day, I forgot every container in my fridge, so I still had to buy my lunch during my lunch break. FML
Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML
Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
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Welshite 40
Use an oven?
ManInTheMachine 20
Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.
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Comments (91)
Eahae3 12
Buy a microwave!! Instead of buying things to go in your imaginary microwave!
pmacxx 5
The oven...?
happyfingers 15
YDI for three reasons: 1. You FORGOT you don't have a microwave? How do you forget something like that? 2. You could have still cooked it in the oven, genius. And 3. LEAN POCKETS? That's disgusting. Hot pockets I could see but lean pockets taste like garbage. So there we have it. YDI because you eat trash and are an idiot. :)
iikaable 2
You have an oven ... Use that.
seriously_wtf22 2
Put it in the oven it's much better that way
Jezzikah 11
So make them in the oven?!
Horstradamus 6
It says right on the box the instructions for heating them in the oven numbnuts. Do you think your lean pocket cares how it's heated up? Single digit IQ i presume.
tman1985 9
"MOOOOMMMMMM, MORE HOT POCKETS"
redmnky21 8
you know you can cook those in an oven right?
mesahus 5
Don't living quarters usually come with microwaves nowadays?
graceinsheepwear 34
Other than your parents" house or a dorm? No.