junkjunkie
Tauranga, New Zealand
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Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML
Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.
Allie614032 34
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?
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Comments (38)
Dave_Davington 34
This is why I'm glad to be an only child.
1gullible_bugger 34
You'll show them. You've got the biggest one now. A grower not a shower. Right?
Dave_Davington 34
Only one way to find out.
1gullible_bugger 34
This is true
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Why do you pay attention to that?
Lobby_Bee 18
Cornsnakes are adorable and cobras hurt you.
Davros 12
Tell her dad said after 7 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Davros 12
Haters. I don't care lol. I bust out laughing EVERY time I think of this one.
Mungolikecandy 19
Good job your adult siblings are now the ones hung like a squirrel.
rodfergie 18
Tell her that her mom likes it.
FrysBeforeGuys 3
At least she said at birth
mattyiscool123 26
Big deal, it was at ******* birth
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, does that still apply?