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junkjunkie Tauranga, New Zealand

Runt of the Litter

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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This is why I'm glad to be an only child.

You'll show them. You've got the biggest one now. A grower not a shower. Right?

Only one way to find out.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Why do you pay attention to that?

Lobby_Bee 18

Cornsnakes are adorable and cobras hurt you.

Tell her dad said after 7 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Haters. I don't care lol. I bust out laughing EVERY time I think of this one.

Mungolikecandy 19

Good job your adult siblings are now the ones hung like a squirrel.

Tell her that her mom likes it.

FrysBeforeGuys 3

At least she said at birth

Big deal, it was at ******* birth

Well, does that still apply?