Today, I found out that bees like to make hives in odd places, like in your vintage car's trunk. I also found out that they don't like it when you break their hive in half when you open the trunk to get out a spare tire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that bees like to get out of the hot sun, too. And that they do this by crawling into people's bed sheets. I also learned that these bees don't like it when you go to lay down in your own bed. They don't like it at all. Now it hurts to put weight on my right butt cheek. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I woke up to the inside of my house covered in bees. Hundreds of them. I have been complaining about a bee problem to the HOA for two weeks, and their response has been, “The hive was taken care of." Well, a few hundred bees inside and a few thousand on my outside wall beg to disagree. FML
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
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NoMercy_fml 0
**** You Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That's not a balanced breakfast you're giving me... it lies!
AndelleRae 9
This shit sucks. My car has been sitting in my parking lot for awhile, and it's infested with bees. I tried getting into my trunk, and got swarmed by them. Luckily I didn't get stung. My recommendation is lots of Raid.
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Comments (88)
aaaaa12345_fml 0
yeah, "vintage" sure..
sjx 0
There's a beehive in my trunk too! Except I have not broken it, and my car is not "vintage", it's just a piece of shit. I should prob remove it.
wbrycem 0
Sometimes old cars aren't exactly airtight.
sayno_fml 0
This is stupid.
ILoveJace01 0
Omg!!! That sucks!!! I am so sorry!!!
Da_Gov 0
kinda weird how they got there but fyl
Malexhe 0
This is no FML, you get free honey! You lucky bastard.
artiststatement 21
You win.
kingofstuff 0
YDI for being a queef ******
bloodthorn 4
#39 made my day
anniebananie 3
Your day must have sucked.
bloodthorn 4
not as much as your moms lips
mon_e_mons 0
#39's a ******* psycho. and yeah that's a bummer. just immagine what you might learn tomorrow :D
boredboisereside_fml 0
Tell those ****** bees to go **** themselves