Today, I woke up to the inside of my house covered in bees. Hundreds of them. I have been complaining about a bee problem to the HOA for two weeks, and their response has been, “The hive was taken care of." Well, a few hundred bees inside and a few thousand on my outside wall beg to disagree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
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RichardPencil 32
A flamethrower would bee optimal. It's ironic that it's not considered a "firearm."
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I hope you're not allergic to bees. :O That's terrifying! I hate anything that stings so I'd be out the door so fast you'd think I was a female version of the Flash.
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Comments (6)
bloopaloop 27
Save yourself! Your firearms are useless against them!
RichardPencil 32
A flamethrower would bee optimal. It's ironic that it's not considered a "firearm."
RichardPencil 32
Those must be imaginary bees or alien bees from outer space because the hive has been "taken care of." The HOA is never wrong!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I hope you're not allergic to bees. :O That's terrifying! I hate anything that stings so I'd be out the door so fast you'd think I was a female version of the Flash.
Ilmoran 20
The HOA isn't wrong. The hive has been taken care of, and now the bees are pissed you complained about them.
jriley4u 17
The hive may be taken care of but they left the Queen. Otherwise the bees would have gone away.
Brightside86 31
Take a pictures and send them to the HOA they have a responsibility to deal with this.