Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with eight guys. Just now, after taking three trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
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lolsomuch 0
Ah that really sucks.He sounds selfish and obviously you can do better :). Goodluck
dudeitsdanny 10
If it's an online relationship, I'm sorry to say you kinda deserved it. if you knew him, and he simply moved away, then FYL.
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Comments (133)
HakoneRider 0
So what? Stick around and do his homework for him. That way he'll get out of that place sooner and have more time for you.
wtfsauce 0
If he lied about his conditions, he's more likely than not lying about another woman...so he'd probably end up dumping her after she does his work for him.
MadaZer0 8
Wait... Is the boyfriend gay or something?
DonCrank 0
you're an idiot
DonCrank 0
stupid ****
MadaZer0 8
Yes I'm an idiot because I can't understand this FML... Bravo do you want a ******* cookie now prick
MadaZer0 8
Wtf? How did I post on the wrong one? Well whatever that goes directly to you 23
MadaZer0 8
.... Pendatic... I don't know what to say to that... Cause I can't tell at the moment if that's either an insult or a compliment... But knowing you... It's probably an insult.
sum1savemeh 0
it was a compliment
MadaZer0 8
Hm... But Ive been posting rather retarded post lately so I would assume... Oh well... Thanks~
Ray_of_midnight 23
Why was this guy motivated to lie about this stuff? There's no shame to "I'm a student and live in a college dorm." It's not like he's 35 and lives in his parents' basement or something.
AlcaSMT 0
I hope you prepared a Plan B for alternative accomodation.
aduckwifrubies 0
im so sorry!! i can't believe someone would do something like that!
NotMeh 0
That's nice of him... or her. o-o (sarcasm)
juggal3tte 0
Ydi for having an online relationship.
samantha_durano 6
haha, why does he live with eight other guys?
MadaZer0 8
That's why I'm saying that he's gay~
samantha_durano 6
lol.
penpendesrapen 0
he lives in a dorm with a gang toilet.
samantha_durano 6
gang toliet?
Classifieds 0
I think we can all agree ydi.