Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0
That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up
dRose22 0
just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D
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Comments (226)
yajairailyfood 0
Ahaa, That must be a pretty kcool lady to kikcc iht with. Ahaa, (:
zinc55 0
was it over your head?
Oatmon 0
This chick sounds freakin' awesome! If you get sick of her, I'll take her!
dvergenhunden 0
At least most people on here have the intelligence and association with the reality of relationships to see that good natured fun is a valuable aspect to any healthy relationships. I did notice your later post clarifying, and kudos to the tickling coma. I've known many people in "mature" relationships that ended horribly, but those that can have fun and keep things a little playful tend to last longer. I wouldn't exactly say this is a FML, but, yes, ouch. Sounds like you have a winner, based on the entire scenario and your clarifying posts further down the thread. I'd say, not FML, but WAL, Win At Life. ;-)
yamihere 0
at least its a good start. =p
smurfett 0
my boyfriend has picked me up by my underwear before >.< ha but i gave him a wedgie first...
magiczipperman 0
shouldve just given her a thongie lol
DUD_fml 0
am i the only one who thinks she's awesome...? obviously it was a prank... i prolly would've done the same sort of mean prank XD
THTB 3
OP, you definitely should marry your girlfriend after that.
timk_fml 2
yup.. marry her.
fluckmylife 0
your girlfriend is quite the teasewith a sense of humor to match