Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
Today my boyfriend of one year dumped me. When I started crying, he said, “Want to know something that will make you hate me so you won’t be so sad?” and then told me he’s been cheating on me with multiple women, the entire time we’ve been dating. He thought that would comfort me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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BbYhRtLsS 0
Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.
FYLDeep 26
Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.
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Comments (148)
xenosphobos 0
yeah i dont think i could ever wait a year without having sex with my girlfriend...maybe a couple weeks or a month buts thats stretching it
manda_baby_rawr 4
Nympho.
sarah2144 14
Um yeah. A self respecting girl will probably want to wait longer than that, tool.
letsgobucks 0
u made him wait so long he got tired of ur shit. but he ain't a quitter and seen the mission through. next time don't wait so long. ydi
okieraider71 4
Hey MidgetMonster- Tell your dad (Cookie) I said hi.
Brittface 6
FYL and sorry but FHL too. he's a dumbass for waiting that long for you to **** him.
Jason_Q 4
I am a virgin as well, who wants some of this?
Gabbiegummies 4
hey that's a comitment a whole year you should have made him wait longer
observesandgasps 0
******* idiot, waste of time, there are chicks out there that only make you wait couple hours and then they **** yo brains out
mpclaw 3
look at it this way. your far better off in the long run. and you learned a lot.
FockinA 0
stringing him along like that for a year ? what a douche, no wonder he didn't want to stick around.
Cinn_fml 23
You calling her or him a douche? Because she did nothing wrong - he could've left when he wanted.
oscar7753 0
haha MISSION ACOMPLISHED =P