Sex, NSFW and Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 205

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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You deserved it 7 009

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 065

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Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:09

Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

Comments

xenosphobos 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:48

yeah i dont think i could ever wait a year without having sex with my girlfriend...maybe a couple weeks or a month buts thats stretching it

manda_baby_rawr 4

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:44

Nympho.

sarah2144 14

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:50

Um yeah. A self respecting girl will probably want to wait longer than that, tool.

letsgobucks 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:00

u made him wait so long he got tired of ur shit. but he ain't a quitter and seen the mission through. next time don't wait so long. ydi

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:31

Hey MidgetMonster- Tell your dad (Cookie) I said hi.

Brittface 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:49

FYL and sorry but FHL too. he's a dumbass for waiting that long for you to **** him.

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:05

I am a virgin as well, who wants some of this?

Gabbiegummies 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:41

hey that's a comitment a whole year you should have made him wait longer

observesandgasps 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 8:19

******* idiot, waste of time, there are chicks out there that only make you wait couple hours and then they **** yo brains out

mpclaw 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:47

look at it this way. your far better off in the long run. and you learned a lot.

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:04

stringing him along like that for a year ? what a douche, no wonder he didn't want to stick around.

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:16

You calling her or him a douche? Because she did nothing wrong - he could've left when he wanted.

oscar7753 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:11

haha MISSION ACOMPLISHED =P

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