Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
Today my boyfriend of one year dumped me. When I started crying, he said, “Want to know something that will make you hate me so you won’t be so sad?” and then told me he’s been cheating on me with multiple women, the entire time we’ve been dating. He thought that would comfort me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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BbYhRtLsS 0
Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.
FYLDeep 26
Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.
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Comments (148)
vansbabe66 0
sux. live and learn
jonathangt21 0
cut his balls off lol
thatoneGeo 0
he actually waited a whole year? damn usually I wouldve gave up after three months
shotstack 0
You, sir, have no integrity.
blankettt 0
He must have heard some damn good rumors about what's hiding behind your zipper to have the patience to wait an entire year for it. On the other hand, maybe not. If he did that, then he was most likely cheating on you, as well.
jbald87 0
^^^ virgin
popatia 0
More like Nun.
makeba 0
Again another super intelligent, mind blowing comment from the relationship expert snick. You should definetely make your own day time tv show where you can advise all the girls in the country to dump their boyfriends no matter what.
Emrysa 1
This almost happened to my best friend. Her boyfriend told her if they didn't sleep together, he'd probably 'accidentally' cheat on her again to get some. The day she decided she was going to sleep with him, he called and dumped her for not putting out. Now she's married to a really great guy. I hate stories like this. Since your guy sounds like the kind of tool who will brag about what he's done, if he does, be sure to let everyone know you were really let down by how tiny he is. Then casually let slip that you thought sex was supposed to take more than two minutes.
perdix 31
The sex was probably a huge disappointment. Hot sex makes guys fall "in love." The shitty, stiff and wooden performance you put out with the fakey sound effects made the guy bolt after the first show. You might want to watch a little internet **** to learn how to do it right. Or at least any episode of "The Big Bang Theory." Try to be a female version of Sheldon. That'll work. . . for sure.
Peacemaker9 7
#26 perdix I totally agree wit u on that entirely! heck that's the best possible comment here
robdoggstge 0
damnnnnnn a year?? that's messed up... oh well find someoneelse.