Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML
Today, my apartment smelled like something was burning, so I checked the oven, toaster, outlets, and even the hallway. After an hour, I discovered the smell was coming from the candle I had forgotten I'd lit in the bathroom. I had spent an hour investigating a fire that wasn't happening. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Represented 0
salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...
DocBastard 40
You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you ******* sicko??! You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.
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Comments (131)
perdix 31
With your knowledge of cooking, horrible smells from your kitchen are inevitable. You didn't FRY the mouse, you roasted it.
rebeluke 1
Perdix, I'm disappointed. Your comments used to always be occasionally mean, but always funny. Lately its been more flat out insults and less drawn out jokes. This one wasn't too bad, but just in general
perdix 31
I'm all over the place. I like my Ikea comment from yesterday and my McDonald's one today, for example.
rubina 0
and you don't fry your brain cells when you use drugs. it's a figure of speech you lumbering lummox, try harder the next time you want to try your hand at insulting someone.
fuckaduck1 4
FYourHusbandsLife for having a wife who can't cook a palatable meal, and tries to pass off fried mouse as an alternative...
cdatribe23 0
agreed.
Emmanem 0
Who the hell eats salmon patties and boiled cabbage? Ewww nasty shit.
demarcusT 0
the men did the physical work while the women cooked.. hmm
nocanhaz 4
OM NOM NOM
Trollkilla 0
two birds with one stone?
notsoluckypup 12
44, agreed xP
satomi_ishida 0
Love how the fml app crashes and at times doesn't show my comment D: OP your stove is probably from the deep, deep south, has a mind of its own, and thought you might like a side of mouse with it? Though f the mousey's life indeed.
christiancookie 0
Uhm , definitely agreed.
mouxouxou 11
And then we here the voice of Τom ''Finally!Suck on that,Jerry!''