Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML
Today, my apartment smelled like something was burning, so I checked the oven, toaster, outlets, and even the hallway. After an hour, I discovered the smell was coming from the candle I had forgotten I'd lit in the bathroom. I had spent an hour investigating a fire that wasn't happening. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Represented 0
salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...
DocBastard 40
You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you ******* sicko??! You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.
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Comments (131)
DeviousAngel 13
Not FYL. Eff the mouse's life! But, ew. It's 'FYL' when you have to clean it. xD
TitDirt 0
Well, at least it wasn't a baby... fried babies suck.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
I bet you would know. :P *runs away* -baby at heart-
TitDirt 0
I do know... and you better keep on runnin...
CallMeHush 1
Killer!
FYLDeep 26
Hey, it could be worse. That mouse could have still been alive, and it could have rabies.
KingDingALing 9
Nope! Not anymore! :D
TheDarkCynder 2
It's not likely a small rodent contracts rabies and survives.
habeeboburky94 0
Salmon is nasty >
Judus_beej 0
figured being in Kentucky the mouse would be the delicacy or possum.
AlexBuda 0
Ydi for making salmon and cabbage!
catatonicsleep 17
yeah everyone knows salmon goes with spinach!!! :D
DocBastard 40
You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you ******* sicko??! You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.
KikiThePug 0
Oh Doc, you are truly knowledgable. :/ If I wasn't pregnant I'd say ew but.. that sounds good. Fried Mouse, seasoned with garlic pepper and paprika with a side of salmon patties and boiled cabbages.
iliketurdles 7
Om nom nom nom.
sourgirl101 29
Watch out! If there's one mouse, there might be many you don't see. Those buggers breed like crazy. Btw everything tastes better fried.