Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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FAYUL12345100 3
Marriage counseling.
jadejazmyn 5
Lol second time coming across this one! And once again I say! Divorce her!
ThatLovelyGeek 0
why are you wasting time on FML? Get washing!
im_emile 4
that's so dumb. when I'm married I WANT to have sex with my husband. not make him work for it
SPC117 5
Reverse it! Tell her that she needs to have sex with you for you to do the dishes, laundrey, ect. I think it's fair that she gets one point for having sex and that the amount if points should be roughly 2,300,005 1/2. She will never get it cus even if she somehow gets to that number, tell her that she has to match it exactly, not go over. MWAHAHAHA
Shelberry16 0
wow lol what bull shit.
mofran 0
haha just do the laundry 115 times, and you got it bro. jkjk that ******* sucks . put her in her place.
theDRAGONking 0
be the man and take control show her you wear the pants in the relatioship
jayive34_fml 4
srcew this! (no pun intented) just go for a drive and you will feel better.
Bludmagnus 13
Withholding sex, and making the man do something special to earn it, is a classing power position play. The wife most likely is pissed she actually has to give up something, so she is using this "point system" as an excuse. The best way to end this is not by cheating, but by making her accountable for all the unnecessary things she spends your money on, if it is just your money, or for everything she does and doesn't tell you. That will end that stuff very fast..... Doing things like chores is not a bad thing.. withholding marital relations is... and no... while she can say "not tonight", she is not allowed to forbid it unless there is a doctor's reason... and I do not see that here.