Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Perplexed_Aris 16
That's 115 dish washing sessions. G'luck, bro.
MapWood 8
I have never read an FML that has hurted so much to read.
Solano2580 24
Either make it more tempting for her to want it, or talk to her about it.
abeaver 3
sex is nothing to bargin for! Damn your wife is not very nice.
withered 30
FHL that you are such a lazy asshole that she thought she needs to make such system in order for you to invest something yourself. Pathetic.
Ruthiepooh42 6
Just imagine if the situation was reversed. The husband told his wife that for every sex act the wife performed on him she'd earn points toward whatever she wanted. Everyone would lose their minds . . . however, this OP's situation gets posted and it's amazing to me how many people are commenting and saying to simply acquiesce. It's a double standard.
ArbiterOfFML 24
that better be a own been permanent pass.
sharond23 10
take a hint. she doesn't want to have sex with you.
TheMightyMrJ 6
So, why not apply the system to her, as well?
peterblack67 9
There is definitely something wrong in your marriage.