Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Edgre_Rowe 3
Good thing theres a thing called "Wall hacks" and by "Wall Hacks" i mean "surprize buttsecks"
withered 30
You mean rape?
wickedwyatt234 3
Just ignore her like dont talk to her or say no alot and when she asks whats goin on tell her or let her catch u masterbating
oldred16 0
Tell her "psssh u ain't THAT good"
Fatwah 6
Damn, harsher than the SAT!
thundergirl_fml 2
While the number does seem "a bit" high, I have to say I like her style :)
quin4056 5
You gotta **** one, Marry one, Kill one.
carsonphillips 7
This is excellent. Kudos to your wife.
ChelXD 0
This is a great idea she's a genius! Although that is a little high.
dawnet 5
haha, that's hilarious. xD
NocturnalCro 14
You should add '4600 points for not cheating on her stupid ass.