Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Blaken_fml 0
Hahahahaha
KronicBoom 0
set up a point system of your own, 10 points for a hand job, 20 for a ********, and 50 for sex, how many to be able to live in your house? 2300
caitilayy_fml 0
that's awesome lol!
country868 0
Better get to work then!
siouxsie0987 0
Wow....wtf? Seriously, when sex starts being a "reward" for one person, it's the end of the damn relationship. I think it's sick. Sex should be about love and passion, not "Omg you washed a shirt". What ever happened to talking? Sorry dude, think your marriage is over tbh.
fmladvice 0
two words. Divorce-Court
sks4613 1
that's great!! access to your paycheck is now worth 2300 points times 14 to be redeemed twice a day. Hence my favorite saying "He who has the pesos has the say so" This of course will not work if your the house wife. Good luck. if she won't go for this award yourself 10k in immediate bonus points redeemable for a ******* from her closest relative friend neighbor etc.
rockarolln89 0
Wow man, are you whipped! Set up a points reward system with her - 2300 points for you to do all the shit she wants you to do. She can earn her first 10 points by getting on her knees...
miche53083 0
I would definitely get a new wife dude.
Cwfml_fml 0
Don't give up! Fight the power!